me and my cousin damn bored manxz. & I'm LOL-ing right now.
Lunzhun was away from the convo! and we keep talking how to torture him. I think he saw it but...
there goes henry's retarded story of Zhun and Sengs and the infection of the popcorn!
i tink he hear me torture him he scared
maybe he is crying in a corner of the room
then use penknife to cut his wrist
and he is injecting drugs
Sens take the penknife and cut himself also
Cause the got possessed by don't knw what.
then 2 emo in the room
Aft tht they kiss each other.
Then after tht they use the penknife to stab each other in the arse.
Then they shiok and they continue injecting drugs
then...
they start playing computer
playing cs with their arse still bleeding
they are shaking they heads while playing too
then sengs obsessed with cs too.
He run to the store room in search of his ns rifle.
Started to assemble it in less than 5 seconds.
The whole gun is ready
he then laughs to himself insanely..
Blood vessels are about to pop out from his eyes
then he saw his father
his father saw him,
then he run to his father and hug him
then ah zhun just being killled in CS, has got nothing to do.
and hear a gun shot *BANG!*
he then rushed outside to see what has happen
he saw his brother in a m16
just shot his dad
he became furious
he too ran under his bed
and took out ns rifle and also start to assemble it
he did it just in 2.5 sec!
THEN he heard the insanely laughter from outside the living room
It was sengs! still going crazy after he killed his dad.
zhun then rush outside but to his surprised, the door was still not open.
so he banged thru the door with his arse still bleeding.
He limped to the living room and saw sengs
and sengs saw him.
But.................
their mother just came back from the market
open the door happily
dont know why
she saw the dead body of her husband on the ground
she throws everything she bought into the air
then she goes: "AIYO!"
and she cries horribly.
Then the 2 brothers of cs are staring at each other as if they're cowboys,
with the music and all.
and a popcorn rolled thru the middle of 2 of them
everything was silent, except of the cries of the mother
they saw the popcorn and shout " AHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S MINE! "
and banged each others head
but they swop across the floor just to get the popcorn, that single popcorn.
but the 2 of them got hold of it at the same time
and stared at each other's eye with lightning bolt zapping each other's eyeball,
with guns still in the arms.
sengs ask zhun to guess whether the popcorn is sweet or salted
zhun was very scared at tht point of time
he was sweating and shivering madly because of loss of blood from his arse which was still bleeding
he said: It's...... SOUR!!!!!!!
sengs was like... O.o sour? never heard of it
and sengs sticks out his tongue and attempt to lick the popcorn,
which was srill in the hands of 2 of them
he closes his eyes and sticks his tongue out as long as possible
and there goes, "SLURP!"
Big lick from sengs. BUT...... guess what?!
he lick zhun's hand!!!
zhun was like OMG.... wht the hell are you doing!?
he released the popcorn immediately
and sengs was " YAY! I GOT IT! "
then while he was bout to put popcorn inside his mouth, his mother had a rifle in her hand
and .. shot sengs!
and when the popcorn was bout to fell to the ground,
the mother open her mouth abd dive under where the popcorn is about to fall and in it goes...
the mother shouted
"WOW! THE POPCORN WAS INDEED SOUR!"
but she continued chewing & it dissolves in her mouth.
zhun was like.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE POPCORN!
its the popcorn tht zhun had left it under the chair for dont knw how many centuries.
he intended to keep it there for another hundred years!
but dunno wht happen it rolled out.
tht explains why it was sour.
zhun was devastated, he burst out in tears with his arse still bleeding....
when will it stop. god knows.
His mother swallowed the popcorn and only after a few moments, his mother cried in pain.
awwwwwwwwwwwww...
then she saw her stomach growing bigger and bigger
zhun was surprised
he was also shocked
after a few seconds of inflation, the stomach burst.. "BOOM"
There was a little popcorn which was yellow in colour or should i say golden with arms and legs and eyes and mouth,
hopping on the body of the mother.
the mother's head was no where to be found!
probably it flown out of the window?
Zhun then rushed to the baby popcorn
the popcorn called zhun "DAD!!!!!!"
zhun was so happy he nutured a baby popcorn under his sofa...
he was so happy.
he put the popcorn in his mouth and started chewing
OMG
suddenly suddenly,
a taste and aroma of sweetness burst out in his mouth
he was shocked
it was the best popcorn he had ever tasted in his life
it was bloody sweet
he chewed on it and then swallowed....
he missed the feeling after that and started crying
again, with hs arse bleeding profusely.
after a few moments, he feel very giddy and fell to the ground.
I mean onto the bodies of his families.
and to his surprised,
his head was lying on sengs arse, which was also bloody
BUT
he was too tired to move, so he had no choice but to lie still
he is very very sleepy. loss of blood...
soon, theres a knock on the door
but the door is open since the mother forgot to close the door when she reach home
Police and paramedic came
they saw the scene, it was gruesome!
and they heard guns firing because of the cs in the computer that they forgot to off it,
Meanwhile, zhun was still alive
he saw the police and the paramedics, and wanted to call for help.
but it was too late.
zhun's eyelid was very heavy
and closed.
the police and paramedics carried the bodies and write down in a notebook what they saw.
the house was in a mess and it was very bloody.
the father was shot in the heart
the mother with head missing in actions and stomach burst.
and the 2 brothers with arse bleeding
and zhun was lying in his bro arse..
After a few day, the police and paramedics die of unknown cause
the doctors went to check on the bodies and discovered that their stomach has popcorns!
it was later then discovered that the house when the g family died has infected air with tiny specs of popcorn
whoever breathe the air, popcorn will develop in their stomach
and therefore, the whole house was lockdown.............
Lunzhun was away from the convo! and we keep talking how to torture him. I think he saw it but...
there goes henry's retarded story of Zhun and Sengs and the infection of the popcorn!
i tink he hear me torture him he scared
maybe he is crying in a corner of the room
then use penknife to cut his wrist
and he is injecting drugs
Sens take the penknife and cut himself also
Cause the got possessed by don't knw what.
then 2 emo in the room
Aft tht they kiss each other.
Then after tht they use the penknife to stab each other in the arse.
Then they shiok and they continue injecting drugs
then...
they start playing computer
playing cs with their arse still bleeding
they are shaking they heads while playing too
then sengs obsessed with cs too.
He run to the store room in search of his ns rifle.
Started to assemble it in less than 5 seconds.
The whole gun is ready
he then laughs to himself insanely..
Blood vessels are about to pop out from his eyes
then he saw his father
his father saw him,
then he run to his father and hug him
then ah zhun just being killled in CS, has got nothing to do.
and hear a gun shot *BANG!*
he then rushed outside to see what has happen
he saw his brother in a m16
just shot his dad
he became furious
he too ran under his bed
and took out ns rifle and also start to assemble it
he did it just in 2.5 sec!
THEN he heard the insanely laughter from outside the living room
It was sengs! still going crazy after he killed his dad.
zhun then rush outside but to his surprised, the door was still not open.
so he banged thru the door with his arse still bleeding.
He limped to the living room and saw sengs
and sengs saw him.
But.................
their mother just came back from the market
open the door happily
dont know why
she saw the dead body of her husband on the ground
she throws everything she bought into the air
then she goes: "AIYO!"
and she cries horribly.
Then the 2 brothers of cs are staring at each other as if they're cowboys,
with the music and all.
and a popcorn rolled thru the middle of 2 of them
everything was silent, except of the cries of the mother
they saw the popcorn and shout " AHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S MINE! "
and banged each others head
but they swop across the floor just to get the popcorn, that single popcorn.
but the 2 of them got hold of it at the same time
and stared at each other's eye with lightning bolt zapping each other's eyeball,
with guns still in the arms.
sengs ask zhun to guess whether the popcorn is sweet or salted
zhun was very scared at tht point of time
he was sweating and shivering madly because of loss of blood from his arse which was still bleeding
he said: It's...... SOUR!!!!!!!
sengs was like... O.o sour? never heard of it
and sengs sticks out his tongue and attempt to lick the popcorn,
which was srill in the hands of 2 of them
he closes his eyes and sticks his tongue out as long as possible
and there goes, "SLURP!"
Big lick from sengs. BUT...... guess what?!
he lick zhun's hand!!!
zhun was like OMG.... wht the hell are you doing!?
he released the popcorn immediately
and sengs was " YAY! I GOT IT! "
then while he was bout to put popcorn inside his mouth, his mother had a rifle in her hand
and .. shot sengs!
and when the popcorn was bout to fell to the ground,
the mother open her mouth abd dive under where the popcorn is about to fall and in it goes...
the mother shouted
"WOW! THE POPCORN WAS INDEED SOUR!"
but she continued chewing & it dissolves in her mouth.
zhun was like.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE POPCORN!
its the popcorn tht zhun had left it under the chair for dont knw how many centuries.
he intended to keep it there for another hundred years!
but dunno wht happen it rolled out.
tht explains why it was sour.
zhun was devastated, he burst out in tears with his arse still bleeding....
when will it stop. god knows.
His mother swallowed the popcorn and only after a few moments, his mother cried in pain.
awwwwwwwwwwwww...
then she saw her stomach growing bigger and bigger
zhun was surprised
he was also shocked
after a few seconds of inflation, the stomach burst.. "BOOM"
There was a little popcorn which was yellow in colour or should i say golden with arms and legs and eyes and mouth,
hopping on the body of the mother.
the mother's head was no where to be found!
probably it flown out of the window?
Zhun then rushed to the baby popcorn
the popcorn called zhun "DAD!!!!!!"
zhun was so happy he nutured a baby popcorn under his sofa...
he was so happy.
he put the popcorn in his mouth and started chewing
OMG
suddenly suddenly,
a taste and aroma of sweetness burst out in his mouth
he was shocked
it was the best popcorn he had ever tasted in his life
it was bloody sweet
he chewed on it and then swallowed....
he missed the feeling after that and started crying
again, with hs arse bleeding profusely.
after a few moments, he feel very giddy and fell to the ground.
I mean onto the bodies of his families.
and to his surprised,
his head was lying on sengs arse, which was also bloody
BUT
he was too tired to move, so he had no choice but to lie still
he is very very sleepy. loss of blood...
soon, theres a knock on the door
but the door is open since the mother forgot to close the door when she reach home
Police and paramedic came
they saw the scene, it was gruesome!
and they heard guns firing because of the cs in the computer that they forgot to off it,
Meanwhile, zhun was still alive
he saw the police and the paramedics, and wanted to call for help.
but it was too late.
zhun's eyelid was very heavy
and closed.
the police and paramedics carried the bodies and write down in a notebook what they saw.
the house was in a mess and it was very bloody.
the father was shot in the heart
the mother with head missing in actions and stomach burst.
and the 2 brothers with arse bleeding
and zhun was lying in his bro arse..
After a few day, the police and paramedics die of unknown cause
the doctors went to check on the bodies and discovered that their stomach has popcorns!
it was later then discovered that the house when the g family died has infected air with tiny specs of popcorn
whoever breathe the air, popcorn will develop in their stomach
and therefore, the whole house was lockdown.............
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